Sam: Mom, I want to be a policeman when I grow up and make lots of money.
Mom: Good. You’ll have to study hard and exercise to get big and strong.
Sam: Okay…and then my mother [wife] can run a wash down.
Mom: A wash down?
Sam: Yeah, I’ll make enough money so that she can wash cars. She’ll do it for free too.
Mom: Hmm. Okay? You want her to wash cars for free?
Sam: Yes! Whom should I marry? Samara?
Mom: Someone that you can take to the temple and that will help you raise your boys and girls well.
Sam: Oh, okay. How about Anabel?
Mom: Well, she’s a little old for you.
Sam: Yeah, I guess she’ll marry someone before I’m old enough.
Mom: Yes, you’re probably right.
1 comment:
Funny boy! Where does he get these ideas?? LOL!
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